KEEPING YOUR STUFF DRY – that’s what this is all about.  Think of it as your own little bubble except it’s not. Everyone would tease you if you were in a bubble, they’d  call you bubble boy and that implies you’re not hardy and tough, and you are!  You walk/bike to work, to parties, to the store IN THE FUCKING RAIN. How dare they call you bubble boy!  Just wear the cape, they would never tease you wearing a …cape.